“You Bitch, You Killed Me. You Suck!”

I recently finished reading the book “You Suck” by Christopher Moore, and let me tell you, the first line of the book really sets the tone. C. Thomas Flood wakes up to find that has vampire girlfriend has just turned him. And now not only does he need to learn how to be a vampire, but he also has to worry about his girlfriends maker trying to kill them, his ex-coworkers trying to kill them, and throw in a couple of cops trying to kill them as well.

The book is a love story about two vampires trying to survive while learning how to channel their new found abilities. The book is jam packed with vampires, blue strippers, minions and much more. If you are looking for a fun, quick read I definitely recommend this book.

Enjoy!